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--"The three morons and the phone"
-- but Before we start let me introduce our three main characters
We have Dave,the eldest in their circle of friend
We have Art the middle
And lastly Joy,has the lowest IQ
--In a sunny morning, Joy and Art we're walking in the street, then suddenly they saw their friend Dave looking so happy and excited while walking in their direction.
Art: Isn't that Dave?
Joy: Yeah, it's him. Dave!
Dave: Hey guys, I've been looking for both of you
Art: We're looking for you too
Joy: I thought we're just walking?
Art: SHUT UP
Dave: Guy's, Guess what
Joy: Guess who??
Art: Guess me?
Dave: Guess you?
Dave: No... I'm going to the phone store
Art: and why?
Joy: Well duh isn't it obvious? He's buying a phone
Art: ah seems your brain worked at once
Joy: Is that a compliment?
Dave: Anyway, are you guys coming with me?
Both joy and art: Yeah
Dave: Ok let's go, I'm so excited
Art: Bro you're finally having a phone
Dave: yes, thanks to my mom
In the cashier
Rhea: Hi ma'am and Sir, Good morning
Joy: She look Korean
Art: Yeah, I think she's Korean
Joy: Uh hi miss are a Korean or something?
Rhea: Yes, I am
Art: I knew it
Joy: I know how to say greetings in Korean
Dave and Art: How?
Joy: They bowing like this, "anongsayo"
(Dave and Art imitate Joy)
Art: Anongsayo
Dave: Anongsayo
Rhea: ahh excuse me?
Dave: ahh, right! We're buying a phone
Rhea: ahh, what brand would you like to buy sir
Dave: Uhmm
Art: Dude, she's asking for a brand, what should we say
Joy: Don't worry I got this!
(Joy step forward)
Rhea: what brand ma'am ?
Joy:A-Avon!
(Rhea and Divy looking at each other in shock)
Divy: p-pardon?
Dave: she said avon
Divy: we don't have that phone sir
Rhea: But, we have something to offer
Dave: What is it?
Rhea: This phone sir
Dave: How much that cost?
Rhea: umh 8k
Dave: ok, I'll take that
Rhea: ok sir
(Rhea give the phone to Dave and Dave give the money)
Rhea: Thank you ma'am,sir
---In the next day, Art, Dave and Joy are talking while sitting in their favorite spot.
Dave: Guys, I have to tell you something, but! Promise me you guys won't tell anyone
Art and Joy: Promise!
Art: Tell us!
Dave: I have a crush on Anna
Joy: Anna you mean our classmate?
(Dave while signing Joy to lower it voice)
Dave: lower your voice, someone might hear you
Art: Since when dude
Dave: Since what? Joy should lower it voice?
Art: No, since when you have a crush on Anna?
Joy: Shhh, lower you voice, someone might hear that Dave has a crush on Anna (High toned)
(Dave irritated by joy)
Dave: Anyway, I have to leave
Art: Why?
Dave: I have class today don't you remember?
Art: ahh right
Dave I have to go
Joy and Art: By🖐🏼
(Minutes ago, Art spoted Daves phone)
Art: oh no, Dave left his phone
Joy: What should we do?
Art: ah, lets call him
(Art attempt to grab his phone from his pocket)
Joy: No, we can't
Art: why not?
Joy: we don't have his number
Art: your right
*Thinking
Art: Aha! Let me take it from his phone
Joy: That's a great idea Art
(Art taking Daves number)
Art:Got it
(Dialing Daves number)
...
Joy: Do you mind Daves phone we're very high tech, it's start playing music on its own
Art: Can you please silent that I'm calling Dave you know
Joy: Ok
....
Joy: What? Did he answer?
Art: it's a girl
Joy: A girl? What does it said
Art: She said "The number you have dialed is not picking up, but you can leave an email"
Joy: it's might Anna, Dave left to meet Anna, they were together
Art: Your right
(Both laugh)
(Suddenly Dave returns looking for his phone)
Art: oh there you are
Dave: I think I left my phone here, did you guys see it?
Joy: Yeah, we even talk to Anna
Dave: what?
Art: Didn't she tell you?
Dave: No, how did you guys talk to her
Art: We call your number and she answered
Joy: you really don't know, I thought you we're together?
Dave: No we're not (confused)
Art: so who's that girl we talked earlier?
Joy: It's Anna, she might stalking you, maybe she likes you too bro
Dave: wait give me my phone
(DAVE GRAB HIS PHONE)
Dave: so many missed calls from the unknown number
Art: It's really Anna
Joy: If I were you I'll go talk to her
Dave: That a genius idea! You guys are the best!.. I'll go now and talk to her
Joy: Good luck!
Art: Take your time!
(Joy and art high five)
------That's the end of our story.